A witch doctor from Obama’s ancestral home of Kogelo village in western Kenya has used his mystic powers to predict that the president will secure a second term. Scrapbook could not confirm rumours that “115 year-old” John Dimo is now working on a full breakdown of the electoral college. Doubtless Donald Trump approves.

Speaking on the Tonight Show in the wake of Donald Trump’s attempts to blackmail him with $5m charity money, Barack Obama had this to say about the attention-seeking billionaire: “This all relates to when we were growing up together in Kenya.” “We had constant run-ins on the soccer field … When we finally moved to America I […]

Having failed to prove that Obama isn’t a “natural born American” by sending investigators to Hawaii, Donald Trump is attempting to drag charities into his not-racist-at-all vendetta against the president. If Trump reveals how he constructs his combover each morning then we’ll give 56p to a charity of his choice.

Tomorrow at “noonish” business mogul, Donald Trump, will enlighten the world with  “something very, very big concerning the president of the United States“. Trump, who took to Fox News to announce the announcement, is being incredibly secretive about his paradigm-altering surprise. Scrapbook has been wondering what Trump’s “very, very big” announcement could be: Having failed […]