Oops! Looks like Cameron’s made a big miscalculation with his so-called flagship idea to offer primary care and make GP practices open over seven days of the week.
President Nazarbayev of Kazakhstan is visiting the UK today to meet David Cameron and sign a whole series of bi-lateral business agreements with government ministers and business leaders.
With their local steel plant closing with the loss of at least 1,700 jobs, Middlesbrough F.C. had a new chant to entertain themselves on their 568-mile round trip away schlep to Cardiff this week. Sung to the tune of Lord Of The Dance:
When David Cameron was asked if he’ll meet with the BBCQT woman who was in tears over tax credit cuts, his spokesperson replied:
The Tories just announced the formation of the first new grammar school in 50 years — using a loophole in the law to get around a block on new schools with selective admissions.
Those pig rumours still have currency in Westminster, raising more than a titter during PMQs.
With claims that David Cameron inserted his penis into the mouth of a dead pig during a meeting of a notoriously louche Oxford drinking society on the front of the Daily Mail today, Charlie Brooker had more reason to be freaked out than most.
Team Cameron’s message to British business is to “shut up” — that’s a quote — on support for the European Union until the PM secures a renegotiation. The FT reports (£):
In his biggest foreign speech since the election, David Cameron will today tell press and dignitaries in Singapore that British businesses and the property market must not become a safe haven for “plundered or laundered cash”.
With a speech heralding a new extremism strategy in the wake of the murder of 30 Britons in Tunisia, David Cameron claimed that “failures of integration” had given rise to “people born and raised in this country who don’t really identify with Britain”.