Hard-hitting news this morning folks: Kate Middleton’s fingers might be all the same length *shock/horror/gasp*. Or at least the Daily Mail thought so, even printing an image of Kate’s fingers–with a box around them to doubly make sure–so everyone could see for themselves that…yep..right..uh huh, yeah it’s complete bollocks.

None of the Daily Mail’s reporters, sub-editors, or even Paul Dacre happened to notice that the the crucial element of this front-page scoop was missing…

Not to worry! Twitter was there to put things straight:




  1. Or maybe she’s just another extraterrestrial lizard like her in-breds….sorry…in-laws.

    Print THAT, daily heil.

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