Trump’s campaign are hoping to bring American cheerleaders to accompany him to his trip to Britain, to ensure he isn’t left saddened by protests.
The idea was floated by a Trump advisor in discussion with the Foreign Office, which is mulling how to avoid large protests against the US President.
One of the ideas floated to the Telegraph was moving the trip from London to Birmingham.
Venues such as the National Exhibition Centre are being considered in the hope that people outside London will be more receptive to the president and the event would be easier to police.
The idea that Birmingham would be more receptive to Trump than London is an amusing fantasy, but let’s just indulge it for now.
It then gets surreal.
Under plans for the Trump rally, cheerleaders from America’s National Football League would perform.
The Tories and Trump are desperate for anything to protect his fragile ego