David Cameron with huskies

It took David Cameron three years, four months and 16 days from telling DECC civil servants that the coalition would be the “greenest government ever” to his  secretary of state for environment, Owen Paterson, speaking about the upsides of climate change:

“Remember that for humans, the biggest cause of death is cold in winter, far bigger than heat in summer. It would also lead to longer growing seasons and you could extend growing a little further north into some of the colder areas.”

The only reason anyone would die from the cold in the UK is because they’ve had their benefits cut and fuel prices are skyrocketing due to complete mismanagement of the energy sector.

  1. Special extra credit for the fact that Northern latitudes have much less area than Southern due to the curvature of the earth and said Southern latitudes will be far more prone to desertification and ecological ruin if the temperature there rises. As well as greatly increased death tolls from heat and complications thereof!

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