1. Forgetting politics for a moment, that is one of the worst-assembled magazine covers I’ve ever seen.

    – White text “CAVES” through his hair creating the impression of baldness, which changes the face.
    – The opposite facing speech bubbles, creating impression of 2 speakers not of one, then the rest of the text not in speech bubbles at all.
    – The white of the bubbles clashes with the off-white of the shirt
    – Full-stops in P.M. followed by an immediate comma giving “.,”
    – the yellow corner ribbon that isn’t on a corner, but doesn’t go far enough to be a sash
    – The exclamation mark?
    – FONT IS HORRIBLE
    – The picture looks like a photoshopped head on a different man’s body

    Seriously, most high-school kids could throw together something better than this.

  2. Caspar Stabler says:

    Dave is the product of selective breeding amongst the upper classes of the UK. his father-in-law is the single biggest private landowner in Scotland. he is related to royalty. he got his first break in politics by virtue of a phone call from Buckingham Palace.

    here in the UK , he is widely perceived as being a liar – his pre-election promise not to subject our National Health Service to re-organisation was broken a few weeks after he became PM. he was, until very recently, deeply embroiled with Rupert Murdoch’s organisation.

    he is a blatant and unashamed self-publicist devoid of empathy, some would label him a sociopath.

    just saying.

  3. “..here in the UK , he is widely perceived as being a liar….he was, until very recently, deeply embroiled with Rupert Murdoch’s organisation….he is a blatant and unashamed self-publicist devoid of empathy, some would label him a sociopath.”

    You could equally be talking about Blair or Brown.

  4. As a British Citizen I must apologize for “Dave”, due to a lame voting system he somehow got into power.

  5. I have to say, I don’t think the British are as bright as we think we are – we like to slag off the Americans, but we were stupid enough to accidentally elect “Dave”…

  6. Caspar Stabler says:

    You could equally be talking about Blair or Brown.

    but i wasn’t. i am more ashamed of Bliar than Dave. it doesn’t make Dave any better though.

    Dave is a scheming toe-rag and i pray for a pox on his house. the pictures of him sliming up to Obama make me feel quite ill.

  7. @ Caspar

    Appears that Cameron is attempting to do the Blair marathon but in three minute mile style. If military action is made against Iran within this year then he’s surpassed the fecker.

  8. Simon Hardman says:

    This man is a lying bastard! This man is a multi millionare who claims we’re all in this mess together!This man will say one thing and really mean another! This man likes to think he has balls but the truth is he hasn’t because he always back down when put under pressure! This man wasn’t democratically voted in to run this country he turned to a chicken shit in charge of another pollitcal party just to make the numbers up! This man has his head burried up his arse! this man is not to be trusted!

  9. Hi, I’m Dave, and I’ve got a few things to tell your President…Dave…David Cameron? the British Prime Minister? Britain. England…Off the North coast of Europe. Yes, the one with the Queen.
    …Well I’m sorry about burning the Whitehouse, but it was a long time ago…No thank you I never eat hotdogs, they give me…thank you. Quite salty aren’t they? …Coke? No, never, it  make me…mm…quite gassy isn’t it. I’d really appreciate If you didn’t send my wife for more hotdogs…waitress? No, she bought that dress from Hobbs especially…yes, I’m the one he called a ‘lightweight’…

  10. Facey Romford says:

    Am I alone in thinking that he has begun to look rather like Max Schreck in ‘Nosferatu’?

  11. Why are his nipples talking to each other?

    And more to the point, if his left-side nipple is called Dave is his right-sided nipple called Oswald?

  12. Don’t forget that Tina Brown now runs this once-great magazine. This awful cover is her idea of something with PUNCH! that will generate BUZZ!

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