After David Cameron called for Russia and the UK to “rebuild” their relationship this weekend, it is with some amusement that Scrapbook’s sources report that the toilets on the parliamentary estate appear are being serviced by the KGB.

With Mike Hancock’s researcher having her collar felt by MI5 earlier this year, the revelation can only heighten fears of Russian infiltration of Westminster.

Doubtless the Portsmouth MP will soon be spotted talking to a toilet brush.

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