Retired to your Texas ranch with too much time on your hands? When you’re done “visiting 20 [US] states and 8 countries” why not while away the days (and spy on the cooler kids) with a dedicated cocaine Facebook addiction. Yes, Dubya has signed up for the world’s largest social networking site.
For younger readers, perhaps this is the political equivalent of their uncool dad joining Facebook (especially if their father was an election-stealing, torture-supporting, climate-destroying moron).
Is it too late to for a reverse-Groucho?