4
Aug/10
15:26
3

A chemistry lesson for Julian Huppert

So freshman Liberal Democrat Julian Huppert has rankled Tom Harris with his patronising suggestion that MPs should undergo a science training course so that they are “able to understand the information they were being presented with”.

With a PhD in biological chemistry, brainbox Huppert churned out papers on such accessible topics as the “Prevalence of quadruplexes in the human genome”. He will presumably, therefore, understand the following notation:

ClCH2CH2Cl + 3 Cl2 → Cl2C=CCl2 + 4 HCl

According to Wikipedia (so it must be true), this is the chemical reaction to produce tetrachloroethylene, the chemical used in, erm, dry cleaning.

Cough.

12
Oct/09
16:15
2

Tom Harris’ Twitter links to dodgy Chinese porn

“I’m not really lovin’ it, no…”. This tweet from @TomHarrisMP sounded like the standard cryptic link to his latest post on the And another thing blog:

Tom Harris tweet

But apparently not! Scrapbook can’t read Japanese Chinese, but it’s safe to say the site below does not feature an in depth analysis of the Yen’s decline to a two-week low against the Euro:

Japanese website

Let’s hope he didn’t charge the taxpayer £10 for that!*

*Of course, the account has been hacked. But it is more fun to suppose otherwise.

11
Sep/09
22:21
1

Stripping bloggers to star at Labour Conference

Conclusive proof that the conference fringe is always more interesting than the main event:

UPDATE: As Hopi Sen isn’t going to conference this year it has been announced that John Prescott will replace him in the ‘Labour Bloggers Revue’. Tickets are limited. One at a time please, ladies!

Hat tip: Tom Harris

12
Aug/09
09:03
0

Tom Harris memoirs dramatised by BBC Radio 7

Tom Harris wouldn’t want us to miss Auntie’s serialisation of his diaries, and has helpfully pointed his readers in the direction of the BBC radio listings:

Removed to protective custody?

Good to see the Labour whips haven’t lost any of their zeal.