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Silvio Berlusconi “asked Gordon Brown for Naomi Campbell’s number”

Tales of Silvio Berlusconi’s womanising and “bunga bunga parties” are manifold. But it was hitherto unknown that The Great Seducer was given to asking foreign leaders for celebrities’ personal contact details.

Speaking at a private lunch for the asset management firm Carlyle Group in Paris this week, Gordon Brown revealed that Berlusconi had approached him at a G20 meeting to ask him if he could get Naomi Campbell’s mobile number.

Scrapbook cannot resist speculating why, exactly, the Italian premier assumed Gordon would have Naomi’s digits and what on earth the Streatham supermodel and the dour Scot had in common?

With Campbell’s predilection for throwing mobile phones at the hired help, did Silvio detect a mutual passion for airborne communication devices?

Finalmente e’ arrivato il conto: the smuggest photos of Berlusconi

While bond markets may not love Silvio Berlusconi, the Scrapbook team have found ourselves lamenting the possibly imminent departure of the bunga bunga-partying septuagenarian.

To commemorate his entertaining, if not entirely prudent stewardship of the Italian economy, here are nine pictures of Il Cavaliere at his conceited best.

The “restaurants may be full” but Silvio Berlusconi is now off the menu.

Italian MP caught browsing escort website in parliament

While Tory grandees prefer to stare directly at their colleagues’ bottoms, ogling women in the Italian parliament is an alltogether more technical affair. MP Simeone Di Cagno Abbrescia was photographed browsing advertisements for prostitutes on his iPad during a parliamentary debate.

Confronted with the snaps, the former mayor of Bari claimed that his “fingers slipped”:

I was looking at my messages when a window opened up and I couldn’t help looking at the pictures of those lovely girls. Sometimes these messages from girls just pop up when you are looking at your email. I have never been with an escort.

It should come as no surprise that Simeone is a member of the People of Freedom party led by Silvio “Bunga Bunga” Berlusconi.

Rumours that the MP had also visited Mary Honeyball’s website could not be confirmed.

Quote of the day: lecherous old man edition

Silvio Berlusconi

“For those who love to conquer, the joy and the most beautiful satisfaction is in the conquest. If you have to pay, I ask you, what joy is there?” – Silvio Berlusconi

Brass neck doesn’t even cover it.

Alan Clark eat your heart out.

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