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Creepiest political ad ever? Voting for Putin is like losing your virginity

A controversial Russian election campaign advert compares voting for Vladimir Putin to losing your virginity. While the clip perhaps showcases a gentler side to Russian politics than often violent campaign intimidation, this disturbing video is a masterclass in creepiness.

With a young girl informing a fortune teller that it will be her “first time”, a tarot card with Vladimir Putin’s image on it is followed by the slogan:

“Putin. The first time — only for love.”

This is not the first time Putin’s campaign has taken to full-blown sexual innuendo as an electoral strategy. Back in November, Scrapbook’s attention was drawn to a comparably disturbing video featuring a couple emerging tousle-haired after an encounter in, erm, a polling booth.

It seems Putin is picking up from where Berlusconi left off — as the dirty old man of European politics. 

WC cleaned by KGB

After David Cameron called for Russia and the UK to “rebuild” their relationship this weekend, it is with some amusement that Scrapbook’s sources report that the toilets on the parliamentary estate appear are being serviced by the KGB.

With Mike Hancock’s researcher having her collar felt by MI5 earlier this year, the revelation can only heighten fears of Russian infiltration of Westminster.

Doubtless the Portsmouth MP will soon be spotted talking to a toilet brush.

Has Tory Bear defected to the Russians?

Following his trip to Russia and subsequent blog silence, rumours abound that Tory Bear may have defected from the UK’s libertarian right to the neo-Soviet left.  Did he received military training in Moscow over the weekend? Is the political blogosphere’s most famous blue bear, who shares clear kinship with the national personification of Russia, now an asset of the FSB?

A friendly spook has been in touch with the following encoded transmission, intercepted by GCHQ in the early hours of this morning. It seems likely that torybear.com will undergo an, ahem, subtle be re-brand in the coming days:

The indications are clearly that TB read some Marx (and he liked it).

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