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Nadine Dorries to star in US TV drama

Nadine Dorries is to star alongside Tim Roth in the fourth series of the US drama Lie To MeScrapbook can reveal. Producers approached the Mid Bedfordshire MP following her admission this week that her blog was “70% lies fiction and 30% fact”. Dorries will feature in plot lines in which Roth’s character attempts to deduce which things she says or writes are actually true.

We trust it will be more successful than her last outing on a TV series.

UPDATE: Mark Pack has unearthed the following gem:

Exhibit A: “I would also like to state that every word written on my blog is absolutely true.”

Exhibit B: “My blog is 70% fiction and 30% fact.

Nadine Dorries admits: I'm a liar!

It seems the honourable member for Mid Bedfordshire is finally coming to terms with her own mendacity. Desperation to escape the attentions of the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards has seen Nadine Dorries lay claim to the concept of “fiction-based political blogging” in respect of her taxpayer-funded website:

“My blog is 70% fiction and 30% fact … I rely heavily on poetic licence and frequently replace one place name/event/fact with another.”

The report from the Commons watchdog cleared her of abusing parliamentary allowances for second homes. However the findings on the levels of sincerity displayed by Dorries during the investigation are daminng:

Comments made by Ms Dorries on her blog suggested that she spent the majority of her weekends in the constituency, whilst she had told the Commissioner that nearly all weekends were spent in her main home … The Commissioner accepts Ms Dorries’ explanation of the comments she made on her blog, but notes that they “provided a misleading impression of her arrangements” … There are discrepancies between some of the information that appeared on Ms Dorries’ blog and the information she supplied to the Commissioner during the investigation.

Scrapbook fondly recalls the following remark on Dorries from one Conservative partisan:

“She’s a liability, but she’s our liability!”

Tweeting under the influence (part deux)

UPDATE: Our protagonist has been in touch via the comments to explain that his phone was in fact “hijacked” by fellow revellers. Scrapbook is happy to correct the record of a post which is perhaps now a cautionary tale on who you leave your mobile with!


World cup festivities combined with a “long lunch” have evidently got the better of at least one politico. Microblogging under the influence Leaving your iPhone with mischievous blue bears is a dangerous affair, especially when your their commentary strays from “Ingerland” to, erm, other matters:

Perhaps the editor of the now defunct right wing blog Keep Right Online can compare notes with Nadine “sat on a wall with a bottle of wine” Dorries?

Pawns in the game: The Sun has form for putting words in people's mouths (whether they agree to it or not)

The point when your newspaper outflanks Nadine Dorries is arguably a good one to pause for reflection. Opinion appears to be crystallising around the view that The Sun newspaper’s coverage of the prime minister’s so-called “insulting” letter of condolence to the family of a soldier killed in Afghanistan has rather less to do with that conflict and ‘our boys’ than, in the words of The Independent, “a vicious and unfair personal attack”. Next Left has a rundown of coverage on the blogs and the media – even The Sun’s former political editor has reservations.

This whole debacle reminds Scrapbook that The Sun has form for putting words in people’s mouths whether they like it or not. Media lecturer John Tulloch was astonished to see his bloodied face alongside a supposed quotation of support for new anti-terror legislation.

The Sun front page: tell Tony he's right

“It’s incredibly ironic that the Sun’s rhetoric is as the voice of the people yet they don’t actually ask the people involved, the victims, what they think” – 7/7 victim John Tulloch

The newspaper has already pointed to the fact that they were approached by the bereaved mother, rather than the other way around. But this doesn’t change the fact that they are using this woman’s grief as cover to pursue a vendetta against Gordon Brown in the most crass and tasteless way possible.

Nice headlines, shame about the truth.

Exclusive: that Nadine Dorries job advert in full

Following the revelation that Nadine Dorries is to employ her daughter as a Parliamentary Assistant, Scrapbook has obtained an exclusive copy of the job advert, now deleted from the Working for an MP website:*

Nadine Dorries job advertMore over at Chris Paul’s Labour of Love.

*OK, not really. It’s satire, yeah?

The Odd Couple: Nadine Dorries drunk tweets with postal union boss Billy Hayes

This might not trump a certain Telegraph hack’s lustful tweetings but the left’s bête noire Nadine Dorries is apparently perched on a wall, bottle of wine in hand, boozing it up with her “new besht mate” CWU chief Billy Hayes:

Nadine Dorries drunk tweetNadine Dorries drunk tweet

Wine with Dorries? Scrapbook would rather be in an arbitration meeting.

Hat tip: Chris Paul via (@ChrisPLOL)

Tory Bear delivers Dorries legal papers to Draper household (serving a writ 2.0)

UPDATE: Apparently it was Kate Garraway thanking Tory Bear for the summons. Having been tipped off in advance, Dolly was hiding out back.

It was announced this afternoon that ‘Mad’ Nad Dorries is suing Messrs McBride and Draper over the Smeargate emails. In a clever bit of new media, Guido Fawkes and Tory Bear were enlisted serve the writs and TB videoed his. It’s almost like ‘knock a door, run’ for bloggers:

Given the esteem in which Damian and Dolly are held many Labourites will permit themselves a titter despite the headache it will cause for the party.

Listen closely to the vid and you can make out “Okay, thank you very much!”

Hat tip: Labour of Love. Liberal England also wonders aloud why Guido is acting as Dorries’ bagman: “Because he is just another Tory, is probably the short answer.”

"Mad" Nad Dorries joins Twitter

Shameless self publicist and general nutter Nadine Dorries has joined the Twitterati!

Nadine Dorries on Twitter

For further amusement follow Christine Hamilton (yes it’s really her).

Who will be next… Norman Tebbit?

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