Consistency is not the strong suit of former Tory deputy chairman Michael Fabricant. In the wake of a particularly fearsome encounter between Rod Liddle and Yasmin Alibhai-Brown on Channel 4 News, Fabbers had this to say: And here he is holding a sign saying “real men don’t hit women”: Real men don’t joke about hitting women […]

Apparently in reference to the police investigation in the wake of the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal, Tory deputy chairman Michael Fabricant tweeted: “Imagine if the police started arresting everyone whoever [sic] smoked a joint at uni back in the 60s and 70s. (Time to move to Argentina!)” The missive followed on from a message regarding the […]

Having past 8,000 followers on Twitter, Tory deputy chairman Michael Fabricant was at pains to emphasise that he acquired them organically: Ooooh! (he squealed).I have just notice I have passed 8k (And that is without buying ‘following’) — Michael Fabricant (@Mike_Fabricant) December 4, 2012 Scrapbook wonders to whom he could possibly be referring: As Dennis […]

Blonde bombshell and Conservative MP for Lichfield Michael Fabricant took to the mic at a local festival in his constituency recently. Scrapbook apologises in advance for possibly the worst rendition of Bob Dylan’s “The Times Are a Changing” of all time: No stranger to creative endeavours, Fabricant was formerly an adviser to the BBC for […]