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Hypocrite Michael Fabricant MP: “Real men don’t hit women”

Consistency is not the strong suit of former Tory deputy chairman Michael Fabricant. In the wake of a particularly fearsome encounter between Rod Liddle and Yasmin Alibhai-Brown on Channel 4 News, Fabbers had this to say:

And here he is holding a sign saying “real men don’t hit women”:

Michael Fabricant at domestic violence protest

Real men don’t joke about hitting women either. In fact, this is the quote he gave to Lichfield Live:

“That hurt [of domestic violence] doesn’t just apply to physical injury, but to verbal, emotional, social, financial, and sexual hurt too.”

Perhaps he should stick to oral sex jokes instead?

UPDATE: He even asked Home Secretary to visit domestic violence project »

Tory deputy chairman ‘compares sex offences to smoking a joint’

Apparently in reference to the police investigation in the wake of the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal, Tory deputy chairman Michael Fabricant tweeted:

“Imagine if the police started arresting everyone whoever [sic] smoked a joint at uni back in the 60s and 70s. (Time to move to Argentina!)”

The missive followed on from a message regarding the arrests of Max Clifford and Stuart Hall on suspicion of sexual offences. While he attempted to delete the offending tweet, the PoliticsHome team have grabbed a copy from their PhiWire.

Doubtless Fabricant will follow Ken Clarke’s lead and “clarify” his remarks.

Tory deputy chair: I don’t buy Twitter follows (like Grant Shapps)

Having past 8,000 followers on Twitter, Tory deputy chairman Michael Fabricant was at pains to emphasise that he acquired them organically:

Scrapbook wonders to whom he could possibly be referring:

As Dennis Skinner has implied with the protection of parliamentary privilege, however, Michael Fabricant may be on thin ice when it comes to fakery.

Tory MP kills Bob Dylan

Blonde bombshell and Conservative MP for Lichfield Michael Fabricant took to the mic at a local festival in his constituency recently. Scrapbook apologises in advance for possibly the worst rendition of Bob Dylan’s “The Times Are a Changing” of all time:

No stranger to creative endeavours, Fabricant was formerly an adviser to the BBC for their acclaimed political drama series House of Cards, in which he appears in a cameo role as a fictional member of parliament.

Perhaps he should stick to acting.

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