Though Conservative coffers were swelled with donations of £2,744,618 in the third quarter of this year, party grandees still seem determined to open up new fronts when it comes to fundraising. Labour Lord Toby Harris reports that a top Tory even attempted to tap him up in relation to election campaign funds.
Having received an answerphone message from an aide named “Geoff” that the Tories’ roly-poly leader in the upper chamber, Thomas Galloway Dunlop du Roy de Blicquy Galbraith, 2nd Baron Strathclyde, wanted to meet with him before the Christmas recess, a bemused Harris returned the call:
“Are you sure you’ve got the right Lord Harris? What’s the meeting about?”
“Oh, fundraising, I think.”
“What sort of fund-raising?”
“I guess, it is for the elections next May.”
“I think you have got the wrong Lord Harris.”
“Oh, err, are you sure?”
“Yes, I think you want [Conservative multi-millionaire] Lord Harris of Peckham.”
As amusing as this mistake is, heads may roll if “Geoff” turns out to be a taxpayer-funded civil servant.













