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Lembit for Mayor!

Lechourous Daily Sport columnist and aspirant London Mayor Lembit Opik is back with a new campaign video, casting the former MP as the star of the BBC comedy series Citizen Smith.

As The Indy’s diary column observes wryly, Wikipedia’s description of the series has relevance to Opik beyond comedy:

Citizen Smith starred Robert Lindsay as “Wolfie” Smith, a young Communist “urban guerrilla” living in Tooting, South London, who is attempting to emulate his hero Che Guevara. Wolfie is the self-proclaimed leader of the revolutionary Tooting Popular Front (merely a small bunch of his friends), the goals of which are “Power to the People” and “Freedom for Tooting”. In reality, he is an unemployed dreamer and petty criminal whose plans fall through because of laziness and disorganisation.

Life imitates art, eh?

It should come as no surprise that London Liberal Democrats have delayed their selection process by “up to a year” in a bid to stop him.

Lib Dems getting desperate on London mayor candidate?

Faced with a “straight choice” between walking midlife crisis Lembit Opik and, erm, household names such as Jeremy AmbacheShas Sheehan and Duwayne Brooks, the decision by the Liberal Democrats’ regional board to block a mayoral nomination shortlist being put to members in London last month didn’t come as a surprise.

But if this tweet from the former deputy leader of Islington Council is anything to go by things are much worse than previously thought:

They’re getting really desperate in Cowley Street.

Belching for Oona

Not content with holding rallies at The Ministry of Sound and having the support of Idris Elba From The Wire (Coolest TV Show In The World™), the Oona King for London Mayor campaign has today received another boost in the hipster stakes with a YouTube video by comic actor David Schneider:

The video was both conceived and written by Schneider, who earnt his comedy chops on The Day Today and I’m Alan Partridge, and is certainly a little different to the videos Ken’s campaign has uploaded so far – although word has it that his 18 minute, two-part housing policy launch is the talk of Shoreditch at the moment.

Perhaps he could re-record Ernold Same with Blur?

Lembit Opik: from comedian to joke candidate in three weeks

Having last week raised the prospect of taking Boris’ buffoon act to the Nth degree Lembit Opik  has announced that he will stand for Mayor of London “if London wants it and Lib Dems want it”. The former Montgomeryshire MP and columnist for newstand pornographers the Daily Sporttold BBC Breakfast this morning:

“I’m potentially standing for mayor of London after one or two senior Lib Dem MPs in London suggested it … I don’t know for sure if it’s a viable campaign, we’re trying to get a manifesto together … What a great media opportunity for [the press] if you have three colourful characters running for mayor.” – Lembit Opik

You can always trust Google News to highlight an amusing turn in events:

Have you heard the one about Lembit running for Mayor of London?

*No, seriously, he really does (not safe for work).

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