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What the axed Harrier pilot said to David Cameron

Aggrieved Harrier pilot Kris Ward (left) with his father and Falklands veteran Sharkey Ward

Readers can be confident there will be plenty of Sharon Storer moments for coalition front benchers over the next few years. Cue RAF Navy pilot Kris Ward, who grilled David Cameron (video) on the decision to cut the UK’s fleet of Harrier Jump Jets at the Permanent Joint Headquarters this afternoon:

“I am a Harrier pilot and I have flown 140-odd missions in Afghanistan, and I am now potentially facing unemployment. How am I supposed to feel about that, please, sir?”

In an expression of the frayed relations with his defence secretary, it is David Cameron that will present the Defence Review at 3:30pm today.

The Fox is in the dog house.

New: Doctor Dave's Political Sketch!

In a new feature for Scrapbook, “Doctor Dave” looks back at Cameron’s keynote speech yesterday.

Anyone who has managed to retain some sense of optimism at an impending five years of Tory rule would surely have had that hope vanquished yesterday, as David Cameron revealed the full horror of the situation to the nation during his first conference speech as PM. Starting gently in DaveMode with edgy comic references to Monty Python and Fawlty Towers he then stepped things up a gear by taking personal responsibility for Bloody Sunday:

“When this country has got it wrong, we’ll admit it, as I did when I apologised for Bloody Sunday.” – David Cameron

Cameron then jolted the somnolent audience into life by suggesting Maggie Thatcher would be back in Number 10 by the end of next week. Groins began to moisten and nipples stiffened as the faithful began to believe that She was returning, ready to seize power once again and dispatch those horrid Liberals whence they came. Down in the moshpit Michael Heseltine began to turn a sickly shade of puce, his catheter bag filling with unnatural speed. Mercifully, he soon realised her presence at Downing St would only be temporary, forming the centrepiece of her 137th birthday celebrations.

Amidst this sense of disappointment DC sought to improve the mood by congratulating Ian Duncan-Smith for ‘giving the party back its heart’. Quite why IDS felt he needed one of those is anyone’s guess, although they do occasionally come in handy during patronising visits to council estates. The language became frighteningly militaristic as Cambo promised that he would “defend the country using any means at our disposal” and talked of “sweeping across West Yorkshire”. In the context of Liam Fox’s concerns about the defence budget, perhaps we should prepare for a future where bloody civil war is the only justification for the existence of the British Army.

Skipton, prepare your castle for battle!

Sensing that his audience were beginning to lose heart, Dave fired a howitzer that no-one saw coming and which temporarily stunned them into a dream-like state. Suddenly they were in a barn in Keighley in the 1920’s. A rudimentary boxing ring had been fashioned from some bails of hay and old rope. Blood, sweat and tears stained the dirty floor and an ogrish man in grey Y-fronts was pacing up and down. DC appeared as himself in the role of a bare-knuckle boxing MC: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Big Man on the Side of the People! I give you Eric ‘The Quangobasher’ Pickles!’ Cue roars of approval from intoxicated dairy farmers and millionaire Belizean tax exiles.

Regaining consciousness in present day Brum, Pickles remains the only man to appear as if he is melting into himself; face, chin, neck and shoulders all merging to create a unicameral blend of smug self-righteousness. In this context, “The Big Society” becomes something rather different. Cameron’s lectern even had the subliminal order ‘Eat’ written on it, when read vertically. It now seems certain that Pickled Egg is the poster boy for the obesity generation.

So what have we learnt? That Dave likes John Cleese? That a second Civil War is inevitable? That the PM’s speechwriters enjoy stories about little girls sending money to the Treasury? The only conclusion is surely that the next few years are going to be hugely depressing.

Luckily I have a solution:

“Hello. Is that the Police Service of Northern Ireland? I have some information about the Bloody Sunday massacre…”

Confidential Tory debate memo leaked

Scrapbook chartered an executive helicopter this morning and the previous client had left this on top of the minibar:

Liam Fox's Atlantic Bridge referred to US tax authorities by Charity Commission

An organisation set up by the shadow defence secretary Liam Fox and linked to a string of other Conservative front benchers is under investigation by US tax authorities, Scrapbook can reveal. Atlantic Bridge, whose political activities have been subject to an official probe in the UK since October 2009, has been referred to the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) by the Charity Commission. The investigation comes as an embarrassment to members of its advisory council, which include George Osborne, Michael Gove, William Hague and Chris Grayling.

The sham charity was set up with the ‘simple aim of “Strengthening the Special Relationship” exemplified by the Reagan-Thatcher partnership of the 1980s’ despite regulation clearly prohibiting party political activity. Hosting a book launch for William Hague and providing a $2,500 hotel room for a visiting US senator number amongst controversial activities which have drawn the attention of regulators on both sides of the pond.

The ruse used by Atlantic Bridge to fend off the authorities is to configure itself as two separate charities: one in the US and one in the UK, which was previously registered at Portcullis House. Problems in the UK are referred to the US jurisdiction and vice-versa despite accounts indicating that ”the two entities have been set up to mutually support each others aims”. The organisations are referred to by executives as a single entity and have executive and advisory councils and an honorary patron (Margaret Thatcher) in common.

It seems a recent press release and an article by the Atlantic Bridge CEO backing David Cameron was the last straw for the Charity Commission.  Correspondence between blogger Stephen Newton and the UK regulator seen by Scrapbook indicates Atlantic Bridge is now under investigation by the Internal Revenue Service:

As you will appreciate the Atlantic Bridge Inc is registered in the United States as a 501(c)(3) organisation with the IRS and therefore does not fall within the Commission’s jurisdiction. We have therefore notified the IRS of this information* – Charity Commission

As a 501(c)(3) organisation, the US-arm, Atlantic Bridge Inc, is “absolutely prohibited from directly or indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office”. One can only look askance at the following statement:

“Americans should look forward to May 6, after which Cameron and his government will likely assume power.   He will be good for America and better for the Special Relationship.” – Atlantic Bridge CEO Amanda Bowman

For Conservative shadow cabinet ministers, sitting on the management structures of an organisation responsible for rubbishing the NHS in US healthcare debates is reckless enough. It is apparently the case, however, that this body is also responsible for flying senior Conservatives and their US friends across the Atlantic at the expense of the British Treasury and UK taxpayers. As Newton (whose excellent articles on Atlantic Bridge are available available on his blog) writes:

As a higher rate taxpayer, a £1,000 trip to see comedian James Hirsen in LA, for example, would be covered by a £600 donation. The remaining £400 would then be claimed from British taxpayers. It sounds like an invitation to take part in well planned, systematic corruption.

The taxes this organisation has avoided paying could have been used to fund schools and hospitals. Perhaps hacks following Messrs Fox, Osborne, Hague and Grayling on the campaign trail should pose the following question:

How much tax has your organisation dodged?

*IRS analysts are currently acting on this communication and a complaint from Stephen Newton.

UPDATE 18:15 So, as Guido observes, the press release is a bit suspect. But the article is genuine and Bowman is clearly a shill for David Cameron during an election.

Bridge Over Troubled Water

They’ve now got problems on both sides of the Atlantic. Ironic, eh?

Stay tuned tomorrow.

Brave Sir Donal ran away!

Ladies and gentlemen, Donal Blaney has left the building! The credentials of the UK’s #11 Conservative blogger as a freedom-to-offend commentator in the Rush Limbaugh mould were left in tatters yesterday after he pulled his blog at the behest of CCHQ. Visitors craving for the stylings of this p*** poor Richard Littlejohn are now greeted with the following:

So, why will those looking for bile about gays, muslims and immigrants now need to look elsewhere? The Young Briton’s Foundation (chief executive D. Blaney) has provided ideological and campaign training to 2,500 Conservative Party activists, including 11 Westminster candidates. Today’s Grauniad has done a number on the YBF, exposing the group – which aims to indoctrinate young Tories with a virulently right-wing agenda – as electoral kryptonite. Policies espoused by the YBF leadership include scrapping the NHS, the use of  waterboarding by security services and a US-style liberal firearms regime. Anyone familiar with Blaney’s writing will be unsurprised to discover that many of the most damaging elements of the article were sourced from his blog.

This could be dismissed as a non-story were it not for the fact that “there is an informal understanding that the YBF is the main provider of training for young Conservative activists”. To compound the embarrassment, the latest gathering of the YBF was addressed this week by none other than Eric Pickles and Liam Fox, who number among six Tory frontbenchers to have spoken at group conferences since 2003. Blaney’s personal blog, resplendent in it’s ’Nasty Party’ worldview, also features endoresments from Daniel Hannan, Michael Gove and Douglas Carswell.

Sunder Katwala has done a brilliant job of setting YBF in the context of a ”long tradition of ‘so right-wing you probably think we’re joking’ wing-nuttery” in Conservative youth circles:

“Contrast Norman Tebbit closing down the Federation of Conservative Students for being too right-wing in 1982 with the extent to which the ProgCons engage and champion this Maggie’s Militants rump today … I doubt anybody could believe they are so ill-informed or lazy enough not to know about YBF’s right-wing “radicalisation” mission – which was causing CCHQ disquiet when IDS was leader – and exactly where they are coming from”.

The removal of his blog is some climbdown for Blaney, who has revelled in his image as a champion of (right wing) free speech and a bête noire to the left. Those wishing to crow express their feelings on the matter through the medium of song may find the following appropriate (video below so you can sing along):

Brave Sir Donal ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Donal turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Donal!

“He’s buggered off!”

“So he has, he’s scarpered!”

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