“Keep fucking that chicken” (Fox News FAIL)

Viewers of Fox Broadcasting’s flagship affiliate WNYW, whose transmitter sits atop the Empire State Building, were treated to a bizarre moment last when anchor Ernie Anastos made the following remark to a weatherman last week:

“It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast. Keep fucking that chicken.”

This is nearly as funny as the following comment about a wet cat from the BBC’s James Dagwell:

“We always like a wet pussy here on BBC News”