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Ed Miliband campaign enlist sporting help in fight against unfair budget

Ed Miliband’s leadership campaign has enlisted cricketing help in the fight against Tuesday’s emergency budget, encouraging “hundreds of people” to email 2005 Ashes hero Simon Jones:

Speaking exclusively to Scrapbook, Jones said:

“It was flattering to be contacted by Ed’s team regarding the budget. The 25% cuts for DCMS will see many sporting initiatives, such as free swimming for children, face the axe.”

The fast-medium bowler then added:

“But I was rather confused when they started going on about Bermondsey and the Liberal Democrats. I live in Cardiff and voted Plaid Cymru.”

Liberal Democrat deputy leader Simon Hughes was unavailable for comment.

Hat-tip: Tom Baker

UPDATE: Amusing online slips aside, Miliband Jnr is now on 14 CLP nominations to Miliband Snr’s 8. It’ll be interesting to see whether this lead holds.

What were they laughing about?

In his first post for Political Scrapbook, Nathan Trout casts a wry eye over a meeting of coalition minds.

Former Labour councillor Vince Cable is oftentimes rumoured to be one of the more uneasy members of the coalition, not entirely comfortable with the Tories’ cuts and small state agenda. One would imagine that he would make very uneasy bedfellows with a man who was a Tory chancellor before they ”detoxified their brand” with compassionate conservatism. But here he is yesterday on College Green, getting on with the architect of Black Wednesday like a house on fire:

So what were Saint Vince and Lord Lamont  talking about? They both studied economics at Fitzwilliam College, Cambridge and are only a year apart in age so it isn’t impossible they know each other from their student days. Perhaps it’s more likely, however, that they were musing at the content of yesterday’s budget.

Please allow Scrapbook to speculate on measures they evidently found so entertaining:

  • The ruse of taxing people £200 less on their income even though they’ll pay it all back in VAT, an avoidable measure which both coalition partners had campaigned against?
  • As if being a single mother wasn’t hard enough, abolishing lone parent benefits and cutting what remains when a child reaches six years.
  • Cuts to housing benefits which, in the words of homeless charity Shelter, threaten to “trigger a spiral of debt, eviction and homelessness”.
  • Forcing schools to send the thickest 25% of students home.

For Cable, there’s no distancing himself from a budget he claims to be “proud” of.

Perhaps he now takes Lamont’s view that “unemployment is a price worth paying”?

Those Liberal Democrat and Tory VAT policies in full*

Charlie K’s expression is prescient.

UPDATE: Double irony alert! Scrapbook wonders whether David and George recall this advert from 2008?

*Exclusive to all blogs.

Human shields: Cameron cowers behind Osborne in budget as Liberal Democrats flank the chancellor

Never has the adage that David Cameron uses his Liberal Democrat colleagues as human shields been so true. Expanding the repertoire of parliamentary choreography, Osborne has not only been “doughnuted” by Nick Clegg and Danny Alexander but completely obscures the prime minister from the main TV camera in the Commons chamber.

Peek-a-boo! Cameron is seated directly behind Gideon and – crucially – out of the way of the troublesome dispatch box camera used for 95% of news packages:

So, where are prime ministers supposed to sit during difficult budgets? Here’s a clue:

Front benchers are acutely aware of the (usually positive) impact of proximity to the speaking member.

The seating arrangement obscuring Cameron is no accident.

Dr. Osborne will see you now

Notwithstanding the photoepilepsy-inducing graphics, this video setting ideological cuts against comments from economists David Blanchflower and Joseph Stiglitz, is well worth a watch on the day that Dr. Osborne will amputate billions from public spending:

Writing on Comment Is Free this weekend, Blanchflower repeated that these cuts are “dogma over common sense”. Slamming the axing of the Future Jobs Fund and guarantees of work or training for the long-term unemployed, he said:

It is quite clear the vulnerable are going to pay for this government’s incompetence. Nick Clegg and his lot have sold their souls for power, and this is not what they stood for at the election.

This budget won’t be one for the squeamish (or Simon Hughes).

What will Gideon slash next week? Speculate now with the random cuts generator!

Hats off to the good folks at No Shock Doctrine for Britain for their brilliant random cuts generator. This policy tool will surely be adopted across HMT as we approach Tuesday’s emergency budget.

Reductions in public spending have never been so amusing.

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