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Whitehall ethics chief intervenes on taxpayer-funded Tory propaganda

The government’s director of propriety and ethics has “tightened internal processes” after David Cameron’s taxpayer-funded Number 10 email newsletter was used to claim that Labour were “on the side of Britain’s something for nothing culture.”

While the email is billed as a “news roundup or a personal message” from David Cameron, party political lines are prohibited in the email, the production of which is supposedly overseen by civil servants.

It looks like this line was slipped in by a Number 10 special advisor:

“While we’ve been putting in place a sensible, modern welfare system that protects the vulnerable, our opponents have shown they are on the side of Britain’s something for nothing culture.”

Sue Gray, who has previously headed up ethics investigations on Liam Fox and Hazel Blears, ruled that the email was in breach of civil service rules.

Hilariously, Cameron’s message railed against the “abuse” of taxpayers’ money.

David Cameron called Steve Hilton a “little Hungarian fascist”

Doubtless revelations in ConservativeHome won’t help to heal the growing rift between David Cameron and his  aide Steve Hilton, who is currently in self-imposed exile in California.

With Hilton’s parents coming to Britain as asylum seekers during the Hungarian revolution of 1956, a hatchet job column on the policy guru claims:

“David Cameron would refer to Steve as the little Hungarian fascist”

Though Bruce Anderson claims that the term was “meant affectionately”, its inclusion in an article which describes Hilton as a “whining, egomaniacal perpetual adolescent” has already raised eyebrows.

Barely two years into the government and poisonous “blue on blue” briefings are already flying.

No 10 source: Cameron spends “scary amount of time” on ninja iPad game

Whilst we already knew that David Cameron was partial to iPad games such as Angry Birds, a Number 10 source has laid bare the worrisome portion of the PM’s day that such diversions take up.

Writing in the Telegraph, Fraser Nelson quotes one of Cameron’s advisers as saying the boss spends:

“a crazy, scary amount of time playing Fruit Ninja on his iPad”

As the UK economy slips back in recession and the Eurozone stands on the brink, it’s nice to know that the Prime Minister’s first priority is eviscerating cartoon fruit with a sweep of his finger. It also doesn’t quite match some of what Cameron has said about the job:

“I work extremely hard … it is very hard work.”

Such is his apparent obsession with the device, Number 10 have ordered a custom iPad app on which Dave can view figures on the economy and other key performance indicators from across Whitehall.

But can he beat his high score for long-term youth unemployment?

More: Watch Dave’s favourite game (played by a cat) »

Rebekah Brooks: David Cameron signed his texts to me “LOL”

Rebekah Brooks tells Leveson:

“Occasionally he would sign them off ‘LOL’, meaning ‘lots of love’. But I had to explain it meant ‘laugh our loud’.”

ROFL.

Luke Bozier: Cameron should give people like my business partner a job

Having worked “closely” with Tony Blair [cough], Luke Bozier has taken time out from his career as a “digital politics and government innovator” to give some unsolicited advice to David Cameron.

Bozier — who recently formed a company with Louise Mensch — writes on MSN that the prime minister “must lead his government by carrying out a decisive reshuffle”:

“Younger Tory faces should be brought into government for the first time”

We wonder to whom he could be referring!

Nick Clegg: Coalition is like blue tractor pulling little yellow trailer

Attempting to relaunch the coalition after last Thursday’s election massacre, Nick Clegg just compared blue and yellow livery of tractors at the factory they are visiting as “tailor made for politics of coalition”. Scrapbook couldn’t agree more — as The Times’ Michael Savage observes:

“The tractor factory Cam and Clegg are visiting appears to make Big Blue tractors that pull little yellow trailers.”

A factory worker telling the pair they “have to get their act together” isn’t the only reason this appears to have misfired:

Sketch writers and cartoonists: start your engines.

Cameron and Clegg’s relaunch — at company outsourcing to China

David Cameron and Nick Clegg are set to botch their coalition relaunch, dubbed “Rose Garden part II” – by conducting it at a firm on the verge of major production outsourcing to China. The prime minister is set to tell press and dignitaries gathered at E2V Technologies in Chelmsford:

“Our job is to build a recovery on real growth and investment”

But while the production of certain sensitive defence technologies will be retained in the UK, Scrapbook understands the lion’s share of new manufacturing is moving to China. The PM and DPM’s visit has even necessitated the return of some senior staff from the far east, where they have been looking at new offices.

Good to see Dave and Nick finally have a jobs plan (for Guangdong province).

Boris slams David Cameron during his victory party speech

With his terrible acceptance address panned by right and left, it seems Boris was saving his best lines for his champagne-fuelled victory party:

 

This comes after a former Tory PPS told the BBC that Cameron was “on notice”.

Looks like it’s open season on Dave.

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