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David Cameron’s “respect agenda”

Our new Prime Minister promised a “respect agenda” with the Scottish Parliament and Executive. So ten weeks into his government, here are some of the highlights of that agenda:

  1. Appoint a Secretary of State for Scotland who hates the job so much he wants to scrap it. Then, to add insult to injury, give him the promotion he covets at the earliest opportunity.
  2. Go to the U.S. and trash a decision of the Scottish Government. Tantalise the Americans with a public enquiry into a matter wholly and exclusively within the competence of the Scottish Government.
  3. Schedule a referendum on changing the voting system for the same day as Scottish Parliament elections. Then when Holyrood proposes to use the powers granted to them by the Scotland Act to vary the date of their own elections, amend the Scotland Act to remove this power.

All Cameron promised Scotland was some respect – but evidently he meant just a little bit.

Diplomatic row brews as Alex Salmond refused official car for Commonwealth Games in Delhi

General Salmond: to patronise Hertz car rental in Delhi?

A minor diplomatic row appears to be developing in Scotland.

It likely comes as little surprise to anyone that Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond harbours delusions of grandeur. Indeed one can easily picture Comrade Salmond inspecting his Scottish regiments, clad in a General’s uniform, sporting a chest-full of medals and chomping on a King Edward. However Big Eck’s delusions may be getting ahead of himself.

Knowing that it looks increasingly unlikely that his Government will remain in office by the time the Commonwealth Games come to Glasgow in 2014, Mr. Salmond is looking to make the most of the Games in Delhi in October.

However Scrapbook can exclusively reveal that the First Minister is throwing a hissy-fit over his being refused an official car and driver owing to the fact that he’s not a head of state. One Holyrood insider has described this decision as “quite right”, adding that Mr. Salmond is little more than a “jumped-up Mayor”.

Salmond has obviously decided to recreate his dream Delhi experience at home by using his own official car to transport himself to-and-from his favourite curry shop.

Alex Salmond: who ate all the pies?

Loving this clipping from the Scottish Mirror, which, oddly, hasn’t made it onto the internets. First Minister’s Questions wouldn’t be the same without jiggling jowls:*

It transpires Dr. Gillian McKeith has even offered to examine his poo.

Well, the SNP are full of it.

*But it would be improved.

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