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Alastair Campbell weighs in over Coulson payments

As the Tories try to deflect criticism over Andy Coulson’s Murdoch-funded severance payments by making hair-splitting distinctions, Alastair Campbell has gone on the offensive, posting a series of forthright tweets this morning to his 100,000+ followers:

“If Ed Miliband’s health advisor had car, health insurance and pay-offs paid by health firm, do you think there might be a fuss?”

“If Ed Balls’ economics advisor had car, health insurance and pay-offs paid by a bank, do you think there might be a fuss?”

“If Andy Burnham’s advisor had car, health insurance and pay-offs paid by RM ICT systems, do you think there would be a fuss?”

“If Yvette Cooper’s advisor had car, health insurance and pay-offs paid by Group 4 or Serco, do you think there might be a fuss?”

“If John Healey’s advisor had car, health insurance and pay-offs paid by Bupa, do you think there might be a fuss?”

“If Jim Murphy’s advisor had car, health insurance and pay-offs paid by BAe, do you think there would be a fuss?”

All questions to which the answer is “Yes”.

Adam Boulton loses the plot!

“I am not upset! Don’t keep casting aspersions on what I think! Don’t keep telling me what I think! I am commenting!”

… screams Sky News’ editor Adam Boulton as he squares up to Alastair Campbell. Zoom to 4:00 for the fun:

Absolutely classic election telly!

Alastair Campbell stars in mock radio report for Tories' June emergency budget

Alastair Darling has satirised the design of the Tory manifesto during an attack on the Conservatives’ proposed June emergency budget. At a press conference this morning, Darling’s presentation was styled in the blue livery of the Tories’ expensive fabric-bound “Invitation to Join the Government of Britain”.

Other materials released by Labour include a mock newspaper site and radio news report, which features none other than Alastair Campbell as sports reporter “Nick Boulton” [geddit?!]:

While we’re in the business of mocking up coverage of possible future events, here’s one we made earlier in honour of Scrapbook’s favourite Burnley-supporting spin doctor. This one is for 9 May rather than 24 June:

Sorry, Alastair!

It's all black and white (and claret) for Alastair Campbell

Alastair Campbell with former Burnley manager Owen "Judas Bastard" Coyle*

Notwithstanding his penchant for dingloids (soon to be utilising that one-way ticket back to the championship), Scrapbook rather admires Alastair Campbell. The presence of the following quotes within three paragraphs of each other, however, made for a chuckle this afternoon:

“… there are only two views. He made the right judgement. Or he made the wrong judgement.”

Fair enough.

“Too much of this debate is conducted in black or white terms.”

Erm, hang on!

* If you like football and fancy a laugh click here (trust Burnley supporters to voluntarily create a venue for Bolton fans to taunt them).

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