Category Archives: Europe

Silvio Berlusconi “asked Gordon Brown for Naomi Campbell’s number”

Tales of Silvio Berlusconi’s womanising and “bunga bunga parties” are manifold. But it was hitherto unknown that The Great Seducer was given to asking foreign leaders for celebrities’ personal contact details.

Speaking at a private lunch for the asset management firm Carlyle Group in Paris this week, Gordon Brown revealed that Berlusconi had approached him at a G20 meeting to ask him if he could get Naomi Campbell’s mobile number.

Scrapbook cannot resist speculating why, exactly, the Italian premier assumed Gordon would have Naomi’s digits and what on earth the Streatham supermodel and the dour Scot had in common?

With Campbell’s predilection for throwing mobile phones at the hired help, did Silvio detect a mutual passion for airborne communication devices?

Climate change denial Tory MEPs rebel to vote with UKIP and BNP

Conservatives MEPs have been branded “extremists” after rebelling against their own party’s policy on climate change. Votes in the European Parliament put them at loggerheads with all five mainstream political groupings in Brussels, with the Conservative members choosing to ally themselves with, erm, UKIP and the BNP.

In a slap in the face for David Cameron’s Vote Blue Go Green mantra, the European Tories voted:

  • against a paragraph stating that scientific evidence overwhelmingly shows the impacts of climate change.
  • against a call to move beyond a 20% emissions reduction target.
  • against a paragraph welcoming an 80% carbon reduction by 2050.

Cameron’s recent problems with seditious backbenchers in Westminster come off the back of long-standing rebellion and controversy in Europe. During his leadership campaign, he pledged to pull out of the centre-right European People’s Party, to form a new European Conservatives and Reformists group (ECR)

The voting record of parties in the ECR is a shameful embarrassment to the Conservatives, with the deputy PM famously describing the group as:

“nutters, anti-Semites, people who deny climate change exists and homophobes”

They’re going out of their way to prove Clegg right.

Finalmente e’ arrivato il conto: the smuggest photos of Berlusconi

While bond markets may not love Silvio Berlusconi, the Scrapbook team have found ourselves lamenting the possibly imminent departure of the bunga bunga-partying septuagenarian.

To commemorate his entertaining, if not entirely prudent stewardship of the Italian economy, here are nine pictures of Il Cavaliere at his conceited best.

The “restaurants may be full” but Silvio Berlusconi is now off the menu.

Today’s fight in the Italian parliament

The Italian budget crisis has been dominating the news for most of the day, and it seems to have finally become all too much for some of the deputies in the Italian Parliament. Tensions boiling over resulted in a fight breaking out, leading to the Parliament being temporarily suspended for several minutes afterwards.

The fist fight was reportedly due to sarcastic remarks made on TV by speaker Gianfranco Fini about the wife of Umberto Bossi, Silvio Berlusconi’s coalition partner.

Berlusconi, meanwhile, can count this as one scandal for which he won’t be blamed, as he is today attending a vital meeting with EU leaders about the ongoing Eurozone crisis.

No video footage has yet emerged, so Scrapbooks’ animation is the closest thing to viewing the fracas.

Roger Helmer’s Greatest Hits

Conservative MEP Roger Helmer has today announced that he is quitting his seat in the European Parliament at the end of this year. Citing disillusionment with the direction of the party, Brussels is set to lose one of its most off message sons.

To commemorate his passing, Scrapbook thought a countdown of his top “so right wing that we thought he was joking” moments was in order.

Women share blame for rape: Backing Kenneth Clarke’s controversial rape comments, Helmer took it upon himself to distinguish between “stranger” and “date” rape: “In the first case (“stranger rape”), the blame is squarely on the perpetrator and does not attach to the victim, in the second case (“Date rape”) the victim surely shares a part of the responsibility, if only for establishing reasonable expectations in her boyfriend’s mind.”

Everyone speeds, why shouldn’t I?: Deciding that he operates above the law, Helmer commenting on speed limits claimed, “No matter how fast you are going, you get people passing you.” It was later revealed that Helmer had recently been caught speeding with his Jaguar – driving at 38 mph in a 30 mph zone. Tut tut.

“Dumb” seal cubs “deserve” to die: Back in 2006, Helmer thrust himself into controversy with an unsympathetic email to a 17 year-old animal rights campaigner. In the email, Helmer told the teenager that, he thinks “it’s mawkish, sentimental and unhelpful to adopt a Bambi attitude to animals.” Before telling the teen “save your concerns for people rather than them.”

Climate change is a total lie: Wading into the debate on climate change, Helmer labelled it the “Great Climate Myth”. Going onto criticise wind farms, he suggested he spoke for all people who were “hopping mad at the imposition of useless, ugly, ideologically-motivated industrial-scale structures close to their homes and villages.”

Psychiatrists should “turn” homosexuals straight: Posting on Twitter: “Why is it OK for a surgeon to perform a sex change operation, but not OK for a psychiatrist to try to ‘turn’ a consenting homosexual.”  Thankfully Helmer’s attempt at philosophical thought challenged nobody and angered everybody.

Gay marriage wrong on all counts: Taking the classic approach before delivering an offensive remark, Helmer painted himself as a liberal, tolerant of homosexuality, with gay friends no less. Before clearing the way for his outdated views on gay marriage. Stating that he was, “opposed to the concept of homosexual “marriage”, on both semantic and social policy grounds.”

Homophobia is propaganda and a myth: Not happy with one set of offensive comments, in the same blog post, Helmer called homophobia a “political agenda”: “I have yet to meet anyone who has an irrational fear of homosexuals, or of homosexuality.  So to the extent that the word has any meaning at all, it describes something which simply does not exist.”

Shoot rioters and arsonists on sight: As Scrapbook revealed at the time, in the midst of August’s riots, Helmer shocked the blogosphere, left and right alike, when he posted on Twitter suggesting arsonists and looters should be shot on sight. Helmer later rejected the opportunity to back away from these comments, stating that if rubber bullets didn’t work, “tougher measures were called for.”

Badger cull will reduce price of shaving brushes: Referring to opponents as “po-faced manic bunny huggers”, mustachioed Helmer said that the Government’s controversial cadger cull would be a good idea because it would bring down the “exorbitant” cost of shaving brushes.

Helmer certainly did it his way.

Tory MEPs return to parliament with five-day Grand Prix junket


Seven weeks after the European Parliament was last in session, time was called on MEPs’ long summer with Brussels committees returning to work on Monday. Members are currently timetabled to undertake “green week” activities, such as constituency work and officially-sanctioned trips with parliamentary delegations. Except for Tory MEPs, however, who have organised a five-day VIP junket to a Grand Prix.

While their colleagues get to grips with the political and financial crisis engulfing Europe, MEPs from the UK’s main party of government have decided they would rather participate in a “UK-EU Inter-Parliamentary Car Rally”.

The Brussels office of East region MEP Robert Sturdy has spent the past days finalising an itinerary (below) which includes a 500-mile car tour punctuated by hotel stays, lavish dinners and VIP tickets to the Brussels Grand Prix. Hospitality in the Houses of Parliament on Monday is sponsored by — you guessed it — motor manufacturing lobbyists.

Why take the gravy train when you can organise your own car tour?

Euro Parliament “sex for favours” emails remotely deleted from inboxes

An email containing damning sex allegations, sent to thousands of European Parliament addresses on Monday, has been remotely deleted from staff inboxes. The short message accuses a senior parliament official of accepting sexual favours in exchange for promotions.

But, as the blogger Jon Worth reports, copies of the email have been mysteriously disappearing:

“I’m told by a source within the European Parliament that the offending e-mail has been deleted from the Inboxes of all staff overnight, and even deleted from folders if staff had chosen to file the message.”

A colourful translation of the message, originally in French, was crowdsourced via Twitter and posted (with names redacted) by Guido Fawkes. The author begins by tendering her resignation, then goes on to accuse the bureaucrat of a series of inappropriate liaisons, asking:

“Don’t you think that’s shameful? These women hold interesting positions and even though others are qualified, we remain blocked … [I]f it’s necessary to suck the [official's] cock to get a position, it’s truly fucking disgusting.”

As Scrapbook has shown others to their cost, you can’t hush something up by “deleting” the electronic evidence.

The internet is for life — not just for Christmas.

No touching: ex-IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn meets Michelle Obama

Barack Obama seemed to forewarn sleazy IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn at the G-20′s official dinner in 2009.

Image: NY Magazine

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