Eric Pickles

Well fed communities secretary Eric Pickles has lifted the lid on how he achieves his “rhinoceros-like” physique:

“Cheese. Shropshire Blue — it’s so high in calorific content you need only rub against it and that’s enough.”

This seems worthy of Peter Serafinowicz’s Butterfield Diet Plan.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

You may use these HTML tags and attributes:

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>