Eric Pickles

Well fed communities secretary Eric Pickles has lifted the lid on how he achieves his “rhinoceros-like” physique:

“Cheese. Shropshire Blue — it’s so high in calorific content you need only rub against it and that’s enough.”

This seems worthy of Peter Serafinowicz’s Butterfield Diet Plan.

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