Al Sharpton’s Valentine’s Day hot tips

With puppy-eyed romantics and reluctant cynics around Britain and beyond unavoidably marching towards the business end of Valentine’s Day, many a lovestruck individual is likely running around like a headless chicken determined to woo their beau or belle of choice.

Well have no fear, famed American preacher-man Reverend Al Sharpton has come to the rescue. Releasing a politically-themed video of Valentine’s hot tips guaranteed to ensure your loved one remains googly-eyed on this day of all days.

Suggestions include:

• Taking a girl out to a nice rally, it doesn’t cost anything, and she thinks you care about a cause, you must likely know nothing about.
• If the girl you love is in a relationship, creating a SuperPac to run negative ads against her boyfriend.
• Making sexy euphemisms out of political buzzwords such as filibuster.
• And setting up a tent city of caring and occupying her heart (awww!)

With surefire success almost certain to follow adherence to these tips, in passing on this message Scrapbook hopes we have done our bit to ensure this austerity Valentine’s keeps an element of romanticism.

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