John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again

Readers may recall John Hemming as the MP who voted for  a rise in tuition fees to “punish” students who occupied his constituency office or whose wife is currently awaiting trial for the theft of his lover’s kitten.

Indeed, it seems there is no end to the comedy, with the hapless MP telling the local press:

“No-one can promise not to have affairs … Do you want someone who behaves like a vicar or a monk?”

While we may not see a man of the cloth challenge Hemming in Birmingham Yardley, he may yet discover that voters prefer a representative less determined to make a complete fool of themselves. This is page 3 of the Birmingham Mail today:

The man should invest in a clown costume.

One Comment

  1. NEW –> John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again http://bit.ly/eC4DmP

  2. To be fair women must throw themselves at him RT @psbook John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again http://bit.ly/eC4DmP

  3. RT @psbook: NEW –> John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again http://bit.ly/eC4DmP

  4. RT @psbook: NEW –> John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again http://bit.ly/eC4DmP

  5. All the Vicars and Monks I've ever known have been decidedly less self-righteous than Hemming http://t.co/DHLZuAh

  6. This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  7. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  8. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  9. HE STOLE A KITTEN. Bastard. RT @DailyQuail RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  10. Rick Muir says:

    RT @psbook: NEW –> John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again http://bit.ly/eC4DmP

  11. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  12. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  13. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  14. Brilliant RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma (cc @AdamRamsay)

  15. Kim Blake says:

    RT @MissEllieMae: Brilliant RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma (cc @AdamRamsay)

  16. Tom Kerin says:

    RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  17. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  18. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  19. BG fave John Hemming http://bit.ly/ifEzjC launches #dick2011 campaign: "I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again" http://bit.ly/eC4DmP

  20. A non-lying politican?!? RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  21. John Hemming is fast becoming a @psbook favourite. http://bit.ly/fjUOtv

  22. John Hemming is fast becoming a @psbook favourite. Quite deservingly so, too. http://bit.ly/fjUOtv

  23. Nils Boray says:

    In the words of George Formby : Well, if women like them like men like those, why don’t women like me ?

  24. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  25. RT @psbook: NEW –> John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again http://bit.ly/eC4DmP

  26. RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  27. RT @psbook: NEW –> John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again http://bit.ly/eC4DmP

  28. Tom Burke says:

    RT @psbook: John Hemming MP: I won't promise not to cheat on my wife again http://bit.ly/fjUOtv

  29. RT @MissEllieMae: Brilliant RT @LaurenceDurnan: This headline has to be seen to be believed: http://bit.ly/hPZgma (cc @AdamRamsay)

  30. Jono Read says:

    Lib Dem MP in "unable to make a promise" shock. Apparently he can't promise he won't cheat on his wife again. http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  31. Jono Read says:

    Lib Dem MP learns from mistakes by not making a promise… stating he won't promise he won't cheat on his wife again. http://bit.ly/hPZgma

  32. Nice to unusually see honesty from an MP though, and SURPRISE he's an egocentric cock @SuperRetroid @LaurenceDurnan http://bit.ly/hPZgma”

  33. [...] hit the headlines last week for telling his local paper he couldn’t promise not to cheat on his wife again. This entry was posted in Liberal Democrats and tagged beauty the kitten, christine hemming, [...]

  34. [...] theft trial retires to consider verdict6:58pm Thu September 29thShareTweetAdd a commentHaving previously told his local paper that he could not promise to curb his philandering, the trial of John Hemming’s wife for [...]

  35. [...] an Early Day Motion rising from £290 in 2005/06 to a whopping £451 in 2009/10, perhaps the polyamourous John Hemming MP should pause before tabling motions pointing out that “a ton is greater in [...]

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