Prime Minister David Cameron, waxwork star of MyDavidCameron.com and Madame Tussauds, is to be launched as a real-life action figure from Monday. Available to order now, the LiveCam bendable-poseable doll can make unnecessary and damaging spending cuts from the comfort of your own home!
But that’s not all – you can pull Dave’s string to hear his hilarious and vacuous rhetoric. Phrases include:
- “Big Society!”
- “We’re all in this together!”
- “Tough but fair!”
- “Nick agrees with me!”
- “It was your government that got us into this mess!”
For public servants, LiveCam can be purchased at the princely sum of your job.*
*VAT at 20% not included.