Quote of the day: what Kerry (nearly) wrote

CORRECTION: Apologies to Kerry, who has been in touch to emphasise that this is what she nearly published. To quote her post:

Footnote: My efforts to persuade people to take this seriously almost came a cropper then, in that I missed the ‘f’ out of global shift. This is what’s known on Twitter as doing a Pickles, Eric Pickles having once gaily informed the world that all of his shits came from M+S.

Scrapbook’s admiration of Kerry McCarthy’s new blog design quickly took a back seat to laughing very hard indeed. Was the member for Bristol East advocating some form of Maze-style* dirty protest?

“UN says that a global shit shift towards a vegan diet is vital” – Kerry McCarthy

[insert juvenile toilet humour here]

*Or, for the vegans, maize-style?