The hunt is on for Parliament's bottom slapper

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Kerry McCarthy reports that one confused male MP still thinks it’s the 1970s, “slapping a shocked female Labour MP firmly on her bottom in full view of other members”. Authorities are of the understanding that the “Tory grandee” concerned is also a knight of the realm.

Police would be grateful if the following members could contact the incident room so that they can be eliminated from their enquiries:

  • Sir Paul Beresford MP
  • Sir John Butterfill MP
  • Sir Patrick Cormack MP
  • Sir Malcolm Rifkind MP
  • Sir Michael Spicer MP
  • Sir John Stanley MP
  • Sir Peter Tapsell MP
  • Sir Peter Viggers MP
  • Sir Nicholas Winterton MP
  • Sir George Young MP

Scrapbook will leave it to readers to speculate as to the more likely suspects!

One Comment

  1. Posted November 5, 2009 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

    My survey (allegedly) says Sir Peter Viggers?

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  1. By Political Scrapbook on November 5, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    New post –> The hunt is on for Parliament's bottom slapping Tory grandee http://bit.ly/2AT0JR

  2. By Martyn Cheney on November 5, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    RT @psbook: New post –> The hunt is on for Parliament's bottom slapping Tory grandee http://bit.ly/2AT0JR

  3. By Scrapbook Flirt on November 5, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    The hunt is on for Parliament's bottom slapper | Political Scrapbook http://bit.ly/3SDML2

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