Carter-Ruck react with new website and PR offensive

After a difficult 48 hours which saw the law firm under assault from the blogosphere, politicians and the media, Carter-Ruck is to undertake a PR charm offensive with redeveloped online content and endorsements from “brand ambassadors”.

The campaign has enlisted the support of celebrity Labour blogger Derek Draper. “The combination of litigiousness and a cack-handed approach to all things online make Derek the ideal representative for the Carter-Ruck brand”, said Senior Partner Andrew Stephenson*:

“I wish I’d used them now” – Derek Draper

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Here at Carter Ruck we pride ourselves on making sure what you want kept private stays that way – unless you want to make it known across a range of online and social media!

Yes, taking on our services means a guaranteed social media presence, going viral within minutes and an appearance on Paul Staines’ popular “blog”, Guide Fawkes.

With an exclusive client list ranging from the rich to the really, really rich, you can be confident whether you have dumped, toxic waste, or bodies, that we can have a hashtag and aggressive media coverage by the end of the day!

Thanks to “the ayatollah” for the above exclusive preview of the Carter-Ruck site. Some say he was raised in the dark by miners and he sees the world in smells. Some say he doesnt like toffee. You can follow him here.

*Yeah, yeah. It’s satire.